AoF Grand Thread of Jokes!

Thought i create a joke thread here.

However before people proceed to joke,keeping in mind the following-

"Everything is funny as long as it happens to somebody else"
-Will Rogers

Please follow the rules & guidelines here-
1.AoF members come from around the world from different countries,different cultures and religions and communities.
Therefore,bear in mind people's sensitivities.Jokes should not be derogatory in nature and must not show disrespect to a community,religion,country etc.

It would be better you laugh to your own community etc,laughing at oneself is the best humor.
I will leave it to the individual to decide what would be appropriate,but do at it your own risk.

2.No jokes with "Adult content" here.Again people from different age groups and gender here.

3.No SPAM here."To express laughter" one reply per person per joke is enough.

Violation of the above rules=Warnings+Negative rep.And eventual Ban.


Special Moderator for thread=Comfort,will be asked to "preserve sanity in this topic","keep the thread alive when it becomes dead",decide which jokes are appropriate etc. according to the above rules.
Complaints regarding jokes here due to their offensive nature can be forwarded to him.

Offensive jokes would be deleted upon receiving complaints or would be left to the Special Moderator's discretion.

So start joking.

-Geromix

UR MA! ( the only joke possibly worth posting)